Angry Rage Monkey

A blog by Jock Murphy

Happy Time

  • Girl1: (overheard on the train) So your mom's coming to visit?
  • Girl2: Yeah she is going to be spending the weekend with me
  • Girl1: That will be nice
  • Girl2: Yeah I'm looking forward to it. Of course I have to hide all my porn.
  • Girl1: And your vibrator in the showe, don't want her finding that
  • Girl2: Fuck no!
  • Girl1: I don't think you can use any of them. They're real loud, and your walls are real thin.
  • Girl2: Crap you're right. That's gonna suck
  • Girl1: It's just a couple of days, you can go without 'happy time' till she's gone
  • Girl2: I guess...