Biblical Proportions: Ape
Ape: An animal of the monkey tribe
Um what now? “Monkey Tribe?” I don’t know who wrote this, but they need to understand that being an ape is not a lifestyle choice. It isn’t like there was one big monkey family (hopefully whorshiping a giant golden monkey god, and then one day a group decided to cut off their tails, inject steroids, and said “see ya losers!” and went off to form their own tribe.
