May 2007
52 posts
“have I told you about the itching?”
Obtuse book title of the week
Obtuse book title of the week Contemporary Public Space Un-Volumetric Architecture
An Itching website, because there would be one... →
Liberal loonies get all caught up with... →
“it isn’t like I expect to see a Dafoe/Hendricksen remakes of the...”
“She wears the wonderest of wonderbras…”
– TJ
Word of the day: Flufftard
The Hef bunny is endangered! →
“this is like a vilation of the time space contimum”
New theory, the harder it is to spell the specialty, the longer it is to get in for the first appointment. Neurologist: 30 Days Rheumatologist: 45 Days EndocronologistEndocrinologist: 90 Days
No Myspace I don’t want to participate in a contest to out fart bigfoot…
“They don’t call me “Hamster Bladder” for nothing”
– Name Withheld
“Don’t call it an ottoman, call it what it is a cat sofa”
– LB
Pain becomes me
Pain becomes me
No not that way
It is half past five
And the nerves
And the knives
Are indistinguishable
It’s time to wait
Till I take the pill
Till I can focus
Till the knives
Go back
Into the drawer
“And then he will think “Stay away from the unicorn”
– CC
So why does someone want a desiner’s name (I’m looking at you bebe) written across their ass in three-inch gold letters?
Nearly every time...
When I am asked to give my name I always say it and then spell it: “Jock, J-O-C-K.” So why do most people get it wrong?
I find it amusing that people who are more than willing to insist that Western medicine isn’t always effective, who can’t accept that Eastern/Alternative medicing might fail as well…
Hey! The Flowbee is still around! Who knew? →
“The first rule of ‘Bang the couch with your buddies club’ is that no one films...”
– Sam Sugar
I try not to let myself get too down, but this has been one of those weekends where I just wished I could pay my fine and go home…
JM: one would like to think this stuff could just ... work
TJ: A very naive, optimistic one, yes.
“If you want stay here you are going to have to have to smell the foot candy”
– LB
And here I didn't know New Order was still around,... →
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Squared
New Terminator trilogy planned. So I dunno maybe, just maybe, Hollywood should consider making NEW stuff and not just kicking my in the eggs. But that’s just crazy talk…
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
And here’s a little news: Lucas tells me he will make two more live-action films based in the “Star Wars” era.
Ahhh spring is here. the sun is out, the sky is clear, the weather warm, and the nannies in Pioneer Square are in bloom…
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My integer is 7C DD B3 C8 DA 39 01 D3 D4 C3 2B 0C C1 85 3C 2C
“At this point I should add that The Secret is not only drivel—it’s...”
– Slate Magazine
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jm: ...it just means you aren't using your computer to its potential
lb: just like my brain!
“Champion phallus or champion fallacy?”
– LB
“Species with more forced mating tend to have longer phalluses”
– In Ducks, War of the Sexes Plays Out in the Evolution of Genitalia - New York Times
Oh wow the horses have their own riot shields…