April 2007
52 posts
GK: What is your excuse L?
LB: Severe bastarditis...
Write scripts from your phone, who knew? →
“I’m a bloglines man”
– Me (sounding a bit too much like someone from O Brother, Where Art Thou)
Welcom Ross! →
Why in the name of Zod is the Frito Bandito the meme of the month?
Does this mean Sony is about to get less crazy? →
Using up more of my 15 minutes →
“Up before Judge Judy crows…”
– DB
“Phil Collins doesn’t rock hard, but he rocks hard enough ”
– Eric Sherman
The next time I hear someone talking down Phil Collins, I am going to beat them up with a copy of Face Value…
“D-Minor, the saddest of all cords…”
– Nigel Tuffnel/Phil Collins
This probably doesn’t need to be said, but I have made it a rule that any ebay page that plays Axl F will be closed immediately and not bid on
“If you were a dog, you would be on a morphine patch by now”
– xxxx
“it has an evil robotic hat”
– RS
Um…Er…I just saw an American Express Open commercial that used Spinal Tap’s Gimme Some Money in the background. I feel like I have just been shifted to some alternate reality…
Considering the damage that Jump City seems to take one a regular basis, it makes you wonder why anyone stays. It must be impossible to get insurance, even with the Teen Titans around. They must have one hell of a mall…
Vatican downsizes Limbo. Unbaptized children... →
Much cheaper RC pirate ship!!! →
Remote-Controled Pirate ship with working... →
Oh…My…God…. Must not spend $330… Must not spend $330….
Best friday song EVER (especially on 4/20) →
“These fritters keep getting bigger and I just stay the same size”
– LB
Must blog every day...
There! Done! Are you happy now?
There Be Dragons is advice rarely best ignored
The word for the day is: Crepitus →
“So let me just say that, Merlin Mann, and the rest of the markdown is clearly...”
Waiting on the toast intervention
my god I love toast so much I ordered an extra serving. I wonder if I have a problem…
Here is the rule
If I don’t credit a quote, then I said it, or I forgot to, or I am protecting the innocent, or the guilty, or…
Oh hell, all bets are off.
“Some shampoos are basically placenta in bottle”
– Dr Cameron (House)
Write your representatives about internet radio →
“JW’s == post-apocolypitc kegger with the pandas”
Daily WTF...
I get on the elevator, there is a guy alread there going to the 4th floor. He looks at me and then presses the 2 button. He gets off on 2, and then when elevator opens on 4 there he is!. WTF?
Nagasaki's mayor gunned down my yakuza... →
This is so not the kind of story you normally hear about the yakuza…
WatchThe sad thing is I used to have this kind of time in my life…
Mowser! Rock on Russ! →
At last a magazine for the modern drunkard... →
“Not trying to sound too nietzsche…”
War Czar
It is such a shame we can’t seem to find some kind of chief commander or something like that. Just so amazing that the constitution didn’t think of that…
Dream
I had a dream last night: Governor Schwarzenegger just announced that he was restarting the Airwolf program.
“She is from the shrimp-stabbing nation of Taiwan”
“Just for the record: Tom is not my friend”
What you never want your doctor to ask...
“Have you had a stroke?”
At last someone is cataloging psychic nosebleeds →
“House is my anti-role model. Now that I am walking with a cane and popping...”