Angry Rage Monkey

A blog by Jock Murphy

Apple, please stop being a crapweasle….

Apple,

Today you announced your push into textbooks.  I think this is great, it is wonderful.  Even greater, even more wonderful, is the fact that you have released a authoring tool for ebooks that is perhaps the best ever made.   

iBook Author is an amazing piece of work.  It really is, I am deeply impressed.  I really, really, want to use it; unfortunately I can’t, because you are being a crapweasle —

And people who know me know I avoid language like that, at least in public.  When I recently wrote about the worst customer experience I ever had, I could have used any number of choice terms or salacious language, but I didn’t.  So when I call Apple a crapweasle, please know I am feeling extra perturbed about it.

— You see, Apple has placed an interesting restriction on books produced with iBook Author: if I charge for them, I cannot publish anywhere but iBooks.  This is unacceptable.  As a author and a publisher (let us be very clear, Apple is not the publisher, they are the store) I get to decide where I sell my works.  Apple is attempting to do the same kind of vendor lockin that they do with apps for the iPad and iPhone, but they are doing it for a format that is open and can work on almost anything.

So I can either use Apple’s tool, and then re-author for other stores, or I can just make a single version that will work everywhere.  So then what is my incentive to use iBooks Author?

But, I hear the straw man in my head saying, they don’t care if you publish the book for free.  That is something good right?  Kinda, sorta, maybe, but I see some big problems.

Apple doesn’t define what they mean by non-commercial.  Can I put ads in my book?  Can I put ads on the page with my book?  Can I charge for something else and then bundle my book with it?  There are a lot of unknowns, too many unknowns for me to want to risk using iBook Author even for free works.

So please Apple, I want to use iBook Author, I really do.  So change the license, or charge for a version that can be used on other platforms.

But no matter what you do: stop being a crapweasle…

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I wonder which vegetarians they where?

I wonder which vegetarians they where?

More Mystery Theater Goodness!

At the beginning of the month I announced that I had made a new iOS app called Mystery Theater — Five Minute Mysteries. Well I am now happy and proud to announce that it is now available on Android*!


As many of you know I have a deep affection for old radio shows. So making this app was a labor of love. Since it helps to preserve these shows in a new form, and (hopefully) bring them to a new generation.


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If I may quote myself:
This app contains Forty-Eight (48!) episodes of the classic “The Five Mysteries Program” which aired on the Mutual Broadcasting System from August 10, 1947 to March 27, 1950. Cast members included Jackson Beck, Staats Cotsworth, Michael Fitzmaurice, Timmy Hyler, Abby Lewis, Frank Lovejoy and Ian MacAllister. The famous Rosa Rio played the memorable organ music on every episode.
Each episode presents a story. A story of greed, jealousy, desperation, theft, larceny, and even… murder! All of the clues needed to solve the crime are given to the audience, leaving only one question to ponder: whodunit?



*: And soon for Windows Phone!

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Dear Apple,

Why don’t you have real time sales statistics?  That way I could obsess all day long about how my insignificant (but fun!) apps — Mystery Theater, Japanese Haiku, & Haiku: A Picture in Three Lines — are doing.

Instead I can only check the day before, and am forced to be productive the rest of the time, and who wants that?

I am not innocent
But convict me please
Only of what I committed

Add be assured
They pain and pierce
And with my soul regretted

But that the tally known
Tallied, counted, and writ
That I’ve not admitted